youreyestheyglow:

ad0lf-hipster:

advantages of being a boy:

  • your boobs don’t get in the way
  • no period
  • your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
  • no childbirth
  • penises are fun
  • shirts always fit over your chest 
  • you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
  • you store less fat

advantages of being a girl:

  • can use your bra as an extra pocket
  • which you need because the pockets on your pants are fake

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riddlemehiddleston:

riddlemehiddleston:

I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING OUR HOUSE SO I’VE BEEN REENACTING LES MIS AND I JUST VIOLENTLY THREW OPEN THE WINDOW TO YELL ‘CANNONS’ AND THE POOR GUY NEARLY FELL OFF HIS STEPLADDER

DON’T YOU DARE REBLOG THIS I MIGHT GET SUED 

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crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

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Anonymous asked - "How do you do snapchat edits?? Is it a secret?? Thanks xx"

mikey-imagines:

no, it’s not at all a secret! sorry it’s taken so long to get back to you! i decided i’d do a tutorial for it ‘cause it seems t be very popular lately (buckle up kids, this is gonna be long)

xx jenna

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